We had a brain which is programmed to program.What happens when the programming languages enters into politics ?Why should we have bath before going to swim .Lets jump and swim into the programming languages as political parties.
National Parties:Java Python
Just like the national parties the java,python fall under this category .We all know that national parties stands with two legs and pretend that they have only one leg .Java python spread like a virus holding full bag of functionalities in both sides of service and application oriented.National parties have great followers .They do not know why they are following,to the similarity many of programmers will show up their interest to code in java even though it is like digging the well with spoon.Just like parties begin with one idea and they follow the other .Java and python are for application but they also want to walk with an extra leg.
- speaker as the browser
- all MLA’s as the css styling elements of tags in a page.
The C,C++ and Perl are independent parties.We all know that every good programmer begins his journey of programming with C.He feels awesome and excited in learning until he encounters the brain eaters here the memory pointers in C.So he left this programming language with strong reason of No Automatic Memory clearance .
Perl is another independent party which has its own unique features.Independent party will have less publicity and more functionality so very few knew this.Just like Perl which holds almost every stuff need to build and develop but less had a knowledge about.
Programming languages and their slogans.
- All are equal before pointers.
- work like a main function.
- imports go back.
- import is better than include
- java beans-great coffee
- system out system in
- try python catch a snake
- no brackets no semicolons
- write simple gain multiple
- vote perl gain pearl
- use strict be strict
- my word our word
- Import the world with public functions to try and catch multi threading functions by inheritance —>JAVA
- Include the libraries of services to protect the public from error exceptions —>C/C++
- life is all about lists and tuples(couples)—>Python
- use strict,nothing is my::everything is our—>Perl
- Divide and rule horizontal(<hr>)—>HTML
- Add color to your life —>CSS
- make ruby as hobby—>Ruby
- life is all going—>Go
- drink coffee and write script—> coffee-script
- we never rust because we are best —>Rust
Promises of Political parties:
- Remove pointers,semicolons and brackets
- we combine structures and unions
- we provide automatic memory release
- we make the long syntax to simple and easy
- we support multiple inheritance
- we decrease coding length of programming
- we try to run fast and gets executed.
- we never stuck in nested functions
- we provide the identity of variables ,to what it belongs to.
- We stop multiple inheritance
- we provide more jobs on only perl
- we expose out with high influence
We can call eclipse as the Raja-sabha and sublime as the assembly for programming and discussing the things how smoothly they are moving.Never blame any programming language for any cause it always get support from the other side.
Sorry for not mentioning some languages if I miss your favorite one you just comment it at which category it belongs to.