Programming Languages as Political parties

We had a brain which is programmed to program.What happens when the programming languages enters into politics ?Why should we have bath before going to swim .Lets jump and swim into the programming languages as political parties.

National Parties:Java Python

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Just like the national parties the java,python fall under this category .We all know that national parties stands with two legs and pretend that they have only one leg .Java python spread like a virus holding full bag of functionalities in both sides of service and application oriented.National parties have great followers .They do not  know why they are following,to the similarity many of programmers will show up their interest to  code in java even though it is like digging the well with spoon.Just like parties begin with one idea and they follow the other .Java and python are for application but they also want to walk with an extra leg.

State Parties:HTML

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All front end fall in this category.Specially the HTML,JavaScript, CSS.To your clarity state parties are always dependent parties.They can’t hold lamp high for their own they always need support like national parties like python and java.State parties raise with billions of bills in their minds but very few of them gets passed.In parallel the HTML JavaScript together wants to build the mountain in the sea but they forgot that beneath the sea there is a ground which is one of the national parties.We can compare…

  • speaker as the browser
  • Ruling party as the JavaScript which has to more work
  • Opposition party as the HTML which never support the JavaScript
  • all MLA’s as the css styling elements of tags in a page.

Independent Parties:C/C++/Perl

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The C,C++ and Perl are independent parties.We all know that every good programmer begins his journey of programming with C.He feels awesome and excited in learning until he encounters the brain eaters here the memory pointers in C.So he left this programming language with strong reason of No Automatic Memory clearance .

Perl is another independent party which has its own unique features.Independent party will have less publicity and more functionality so very few knew this.Just like Perl which holds almost every stuff need to build and develop but less had a knowledge about.

Programming languages and their slogans.

C language.

  1. All are equal before pointers.
  2. work like a main function.
  3. imports go back.

Java language:

  1. import is better than include
  2. java beans-great coffee
  3. system out system in

Python language:

  1. try python catch a snake
  2. no brackets no semicolons
  3. write simple gain multiple

Perl language:

  1. vote perl gain pearl
  2. use strict be strict
  3. my word our word

Political statements:

  1. Import the world with public functions to try and catch multi threading functions by inheritance —>JAVA
  2. Include the libraries of services to protect the public from error exceptions —>C/C++
  3. life is all about lists and tuples(couples)—>Python
  4. use strict,nothing is my::everything is our—>Perl
  5. Divide and rule horizontal(<hr>)—>HTML
  6. Add color to your life —>CSS
  7. make ruby as hobby—>Ruby
  8. life is all going—>Go
  9. drink coffee and write script—> coffee-script
  10. we never rust because we are best —>Rust

Promises of Political parties:

C-language

  1. Remove pointers,semicolons and brackets
  2. we combine structures and unions
  3. we provide automatic memory release

Java -language

  1. we make the long syntax to simple and easy
  2. we support multiple inheritance
  3. we decrease coding length of programming

Python -language

  1. we try to run fast and gets executed.
  2. we never stuck in nested functions
  3. we provide the identity of variables ,to what it belongs to.

Perl -language

  1. We stop multiple inheritance
  2. we provide more jobs on only perl
  3. we expose out with high influence

We can call eclipse as the Raja-sabha and sublime as the assembly for programming and discussing the things how smoothly they are moving.Never blame any programming language for any cause it always get support from the other side.

Sorry for not mentioning some languages if I miss your favorite one you just comment it at which category it belongs to.

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